RYAN DALTON’S ‘I’M MARRIED, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT’ STAND UP! RECORDS DEBUT IS OUT NOW AND HE WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT ‘CLEVELAND ROCKS’

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

LOS ANGELES, CA (FRIDAY NOVEMBER 7, 2014) – Ryan Dalton’s (http://www.theryandalton.com) debut comedy release from Stand Up! Records (www.standuprecords.com), entitled I’M MARRIED, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT is out now. And boy does this guy love his hometown of Cleveland, OH.

Indeed, the rroud Clevelander Ryan Dalton’s first CD gallops confidently from fun with drunken evesdropping to why you never see a black man with a wiener dog (but if you did, that dog would be named “Bubbles”), without avoiding the hot-button issues. For instance:

Race: Racism is wrong, but white privilege is pretty damn nice (if you’re on the white side of it, of course).

Rape: If you can’t tell which guy in the elevator looks rapey to the lone female, it might be you.

Food politics: There’s no such thing as a vegetarian, unless you’re a Triceratops. Otherwise, you’re just a picky eater who loves attention.

On a CD ostensibly about marriage, what you don’t get is the standard “marriage ruins everything” hack comedy. Instead, listeners are treated to a balanced, honest, and deeply funny assessment of how to be liberated through a relationship and how to operate in a world in which the balding man is devalued; women will pause a conversation about Keynesian economics to pose for a selfie; Facebook is not a portal to the future, but a trap keeping you forever mired in the past; and even Afghanis look down on your hometown. This is real life, and Ryan Dalton’s the real deal.

Stand Up! Records is based in Minneapolis, Minnesota and run by Grammy-winning comedy producer Dan Schlissel. With a growing catalog and more than 130 releases, they have a 14 year history as a champion of the underdog.  More than just a record label it is a comedy brand juggernaut; combining comedy, great art, discovering new talent, founding comedy festivals and also producing cool stuff.

For more information please contact Joshua Mills, It’s Alive! Media, 323-464-6314, josh@itsalivemedia.com